Buying guide · 2005–2010 · S85 5.0 V10 · 507 PS
BMW M5 E60
Everything that decides whether the one you are looking at is a good buy or an expensive one.
17-page guide, A4 and phone · 3-page inspection card · instant PDF · VAT included
In the guide
What the BMW M5 E60 guide covers
- 01Every fault this engine has, and how much work it is
- 02The rod bearings, and why they are an interval rather than a failure
- 03Why the bodyshell chapter is short, and what to look at underneath anyway
- 04What is simply twenty years old — and can be left alone
- 05The inspection card: the whole viewing on paper, in order, to take with you
- 06What to say to the seller, and what to keep to yourself
From the guide itself
This is how it reads
This is what one of the nine looks likeLast Real Engines
3 · Oil consumption
Half a day to establish which cause it is · diagnosis
Above one quart per 1,000 miles on some engines. Valve stem seals, piston rings or the PCV system. Ask for a figure rather than an impression.
Within a year or two, unless it is climbing.
And this is how the card readsLast Real Engines
- 1 · The paperwork · do this before the engine is started
- 2 · The cold start
- 3 · The engine bay, engine off
- 4 · The read-out · at a specialist — this is the centre of the viewing
- 5 · The test drive
- 6 · On the lift
What €24 buys, put next to what it saves
Rod bearings are two or three days, and they are best done on a schedule because they seldom give a warning. The VANOS high-pressure pump is two or three days as well, because it sits inside the sump, and both throttle actuators are a day. The guide is €24. It will not stop any of that from being needed — but it does tell you which of them you are looking at before you agree a price, and that is the whole of the difference between paying for a car and paying for someone else's postponed maintenance.
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Start with the free guide
The six questions that decide whether this car is a good buy
- Is there an invoice for the rod bearings, with the mileage on it?
- Do you know that "no noise" proves nothing?
- When was the SMG fluid last changed?
- What oil, and how often?
- Can you see the FULL fault memory, passive entries included?
- Manual or SMG — and if it is a manual, where did it come from?
Start with the free guide: what this car is, and the questions that decide whether the one you are looking at is a good buy or an expensive one.
Before you buy
Questions
What exactly do I get?
The full guide as a PDF, 17 pages in A4, plus a phone edition to read at the car; and the inspection card, 3 pages to print and take to the viewing. €24, VAT included.
How is it delivered?
Straight after payment you get a download link for the guide, the phone edition and the card. No subscription, no account.
Can I get a refund?
EU consumer law gives you fourteen days to change your mind. For digital content that right ends the moment delivery starts, provided you agreed to that at the checkout. If the file will not open, or you were sent the wrong car, write to us and we will fix it or refund it.
Who handles the payment?
Lemon Squeezy, who sell the guide to you as merchant of record. They charge the VAT at the rate of your country, send the invoice, and email you the download link. We never see your card.
Why are there no prices in it?
Because a price we cannot verify is worse than no price, and because a price would be wrong for most of the people reading it: workshop rates across Europe differ by a factor of two or three. What does not change is how much work a job is, so every point says whether it is an hour, half a day, a day, or a week in the workshop. Ask your own workshop for its hourly rate, and every hour in the guide becomes your own number.
Is this advice about a specific car?
No. A guide tells you what to look at; it is general information about the model and not advice about a specific car. Have every car inspected before you buy by someone who knows the engine.
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17-page guide, A4 and phone · 3-page inspection card · instant PDF · VAT included